A journey through the weird, wonderful world of Melania Trump’s Twitter pictures

Her photos are…interesting

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Amanda Ross | babe

When you think of the First Lady of the United States, you don’t necessarily think of a fire social media game. But you don’t really think of this, either:

What is she thinking? pic.twitter.com/rFufrgMb

— MELANIA TRUMP (@MELANIATRUMP) August 10, 2012

Introspective, sure. Melania is clearly a thinker concerned with environmental policy and its impact. But if you think FLOTUS is all substance and no style, think again because she’s tweeted loads of weirdly filtered selfies for your enjoyment:

Getting ready for Friday night out 💎🎉 pic.twitter.com/Jzq4KLPUEG

— MELANIA TRUMP (@MELANIATRUMP) September 26, 2014

Did she use her iPhone to take a picture of a photo on her computer screen or is that just a glam new Instagram filter only accessible to the one percent with verified account?

Melania’s Twitter is, of course, a gem and it really allows us the chance to get to know her and her quirky, unique personality. For example, we now know that she’s a sports fan:

🙈 #madisonsquaregarden @TheGarden #worldmiddleweightchampionship 👊💪 pic.twitter.com/RI4xiSZcH8

— MELANIA TRUMP (@MELANIATRUMP) July 27, 2014

We know she keeps it right and tight for her Daddy Donald (ugh, I’m so sorry):

https://twitter.com/MELANIATRUMP/status/480709395706179584

And we know that she’s so rich, she doesn’t even need a case on her phone. If the screen cracks, she can always get a replacement at the Apple Store near her #summer residence:

Bye! I'm off to my #summmer residence #countryside #weekend pic.twitter.com/3ogDqsRIDN

— MELANIA TRUMP (@MELANIATRUMP) May 29, 2015

She’s a makeup expert, but not afraid to turn to her fans for advice and wisdom:

What color for the lips?👄 #makeup #makeupselfie pic.twitter.com/NhUBzNQ3Z1

— MELANIA TRUMP (@MELANIATRUMP) April 3, 2014

She appreciates fine art:

I ❤ art! pic.twitter.com/8AnHCnUWTW

— MELANIA TRUMP (@MELANIATRUMP) August 8, 2013

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And hot air balloons — sorry, I mean colorful & silent visitors in the sky:

We had colorful & silent visitors in the sky last night…🎈🎈🎈 pic.twitter.com/3NMbYl4aGG

— MELANIA TRUMP (@MELANIATRUMP) July 27, 2013

She keeps her smile super clean and fresh:

Dentist time … 😷 pic.twitter.com/53k51T4O4u

— MELANIA TRUMP (@MELANIATRUMP) April 9, 2013

And here we have yet another picture of a picture, this one of her drinking (?) some jewels — as one does:

#fbf #flashbackfriday In @phillystylezine shoot by @douglasfriedman. #joannamastroiannidress @qvc #Melania jewelry. pic.twitter.com/N6jJsZD7

— MELANIA TRUMP (@MELANIATRUMP) February 8, 2013

She hangs with the Clintons! Talk about a #TBT, Mel!

#memories #mywedding pic.twitter.com/Z3mHoRre

— MELANIA TRUMP (@MELANIATRUMP) January 22, 2013

Scrolling through Melania’s weird-ass feed, I felt pangs of sadness for her. She didn’t want to be Mrs. Hitler, she just wanted to chill at Mar-a-Lago, hang out with baby Barron, and take pictures like this:

Many looks! pic.twitter.com/9ZQyTcVy

— MELANIA TRUMP (@MELANIATRUMP) August 21, 2012

She’s like our moms on social media: she doesn’t quite know what she’s doing, but she’s having fun and that’s all that matters. I mean, this is her Twitter cover photo:

She also doesn’t have a personal Instagram account, but seems to have weird filters applied to all of her Twitter pictures. Does she have an unused, anonymous IG just for filtering? Icon! Most of us peasants can only afford a single Instagram. Ugh, when will your fave?

Tweet on, FLOTUS. Tweet on.