Clubbers of the Week: Christmas Special
Santa arrived early this year
Lectures have come to a finish and, just like the SU’s VK stock, your motivation has depleted.
So to transition you from a state of exhaustion to one of festive spirit, here’s our Clubbers of the Week Christmas special.
Best Photobombs
Nice to finally meet you
Sly as a fox
Biggest Rejection
EURGH
Most Confused
Did I really buy that many VKs?
How did I end up here?
Creepers of the Week
Why hello there my pretty’s
SEND. HELP.
Happiest Clubbers
Um, like, what is he doing
Oh I do just love it here
Most Environmentally Friendly
For the love of God can everyone just make sure to recycle their VK’s
Most Smug
HE was the one who stole my drink, IT WAS HIM I TELL YOU
Most Camera Shy
If I hide my mouth then no one will know it’s me
Unhappiest Clubbers
Just end this madness
Derp
Best Moves
Everyone stand back and watch this
Couple of the Week
Their best possible christmas present is each other
Sleepiest Clubbers
It’s beddy bye time for you
Bromance of the Week
Their one and only
Squad of the Week
The one at the back ruined it
You’re in my elbow space
Biggest Drink Spill
Every time
Tongue of the Week
It just slipped out, I swear
He returned with a vengeance
Best Drinker
2 is understandable, BUT 3?!?! That’s a whole new level
Best Gaze
Those intense baby blues
Posers of the Week
Undercover dab ain’t it
One
We choose YOU
Strong team effort
Most Disinterested
Just get me another drink
Most Loving
Let’s stay best friends forever
Photo credits: Alex Stewart, Tipsy Photo, Yony Photography, This Is The End Photography.
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