10/10 would recommend the clubbers of the week to a friend
Are we human? Or are we dancers?
The seasons come and go but the clubbers of the week, they never change.
Collector of avian souls of the week
Ducks go to hell too
The age of men is over
The time of the girl gang has come
Most unorthodox chin of the week
Oh wait
A bear has seen the beginning and the end, the creation and the rapture, nirvana and eternal suffering
But he wants you to have a good time
Guillotine choke of the week
You need to go Gable grip if you want to get the tap there bro
Meek tattoo customer of week
“Yeah, so I’ll just carry this little number up onto your face okay mate?”
Shaman of the week
When I summon Cthulu, the clubbers of the week will know true fear
Ted Bundy of the week
I’m pretty sure he’s killed
Bonus Film and TV crossovers round
Starsky and Hutch vs Football Factory
Derek from Step Brothers and Rodney Trotter doing I’m not sure what
A man with misplaced sexual enthusiasm
But aren’t you going to burn yourself Bob
Baby back ribs of the week
But what if she doesn’t want to get in your belly
The luckiest giraffe in the world
Leave him alone
Bard of the week
The prophecy foretold that if the lute of Kukundu was ever played, the world would be bathed in the fire of a thousand suns
Digital migrants of the week
No, guys, you’re meant to put your thumb on the home button to unlock the phone
Squad of the week
You guys don’t get it do you
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The real history behind Lizzie Borden’s pet doves, as shown in Netflix’s Monster
The storyline is loosely based on fact