I changed my Tinder bio to ‘just want to fuck’

You see it all the time on guy’s profiles: “Not looking for anything serious *winky face”. So I decided to cut the shit.

People only use Tinder for two things, the desire for a heart to heart with a complete stranger, or the chance to hook up and bang some strange.

Either way, the debate of who messages first, what do you say and what is the other person after looms in the blank screen on your phone. I decided to construct a little social experiment designed to cure both ailments with a bio that’s fire and melts the ice: “Just want to fuck.”

Here were the results:

Remember that classic Akon song?

Convict

Praise was strong

Shock was stronger

Can’t a girl have fun?

Pulling became pretty easy

Surreal: A mix of fact and fantasy – Serial: Slay

N’aaaw

Some men got my humour

Landed a date

Maybe I just want some hot steamy sex?

Found my soulmate / sugar daddy

Free hotel over my dodgy student accom? Yes please

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The conclusion

Sex sells. And a lot of guys will buy a slutty bio for the chance to have a chance with you. I highly recommend a dirty first line if you’re going through a dry spell, feeling promiscuous – or just want to trap a few guys in a conversation.

Be prepared for some filthy messages, clearly this is not a viable technique if you’re trying to find your Tinder true love. But let’s be honest, all we really want is a cheeky quickie or an ego boost.