Pure gutted for you if you’re not in the best clubbers in the UK this week

You’ve been waiting and waiting and waiting and waiting. Well, wait no more – it’s here.

Yes, it’s time for the best clubbers in the UK this week – you can thank us later.

When you haven’t got your own bottle so you have to pretend

At least he won’t have a hangover

Who are these fantastically bouffant men?

And more importantly, can I borrow their hairspray?

When you’re the one in your group who gets bullied

Hahaha yes Tiffany drink those drinks DRINK THEM

Wait, so Brad Pitt and Edward Norton were playing the same character?

But they don’t even look alike

When you realise you don’t stand a chance against Jesus

This must be what Judas felt like

When your hair says party but your carafe says fancy dinner

Wine hard play hard

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Wait a second, that’s not real!

There’s no way anyone could naturally have lavender hair

ONLY EIGHT MORE WEEKS TIL CHRISTMAS

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One of these girls is OK with cultural appropriation

(That’s what she’s whispering)

Imagine being this happy about a parasol

It’s so colourful!

And imagine being this turned on by rubber gloves

Oh my god you know how hot Vytex Natural Rubber Latex gets me

Haha no, we definitely haven’t murdered anyone

What body, officer? We don’t know anything about a body

Anyway, got to go, I’ve pulled the bouncer

Tidy