Glasgow Clubbers of the week
Baby we back
Exams are ALMOST over, summer is ALMOST here and Viper is ALMOST out.
I am a fun, family shared sized bag of mixed emotions this week.
I don’t know weather to laugh, cry or start an online petition to keep Vipers doors open.
Here are Glasgow’s clubbers of the week:
Wankers of the week
Weyhey wankers
Spot the wanker being a wanker
Waaaaaaaaaankers
Squads of the week
Can you feel the love tonight squad
Seductive squad
Fittest squad of the week
Stuners of the week
Natural beauty
Blonde bombshells
10s
Dayum
Beautiful
Couples of the week
How attractive are THEY he knows it oh baby
Aww
WTFs of the week
Wtf it’s the CLAW
Wtf?
W…….t……..f…….?
Best of the rest
Most horrified clubber of the week
Most unimpressed clubber of the week
And what?
Most romantic clubber of the week
Most freaked out clubber of the week
most likely to be getting MWI clubber of the week
Dancer of the week
Twins of the week
Most disgusted clubber of the week
Happiest bar girl of week
Jolliest clubber of the week
Most excited clubber of the week
Kokomo: Will McGregor
Hive: Clark James Digital
Sanctuary: Will McGregor
Kushion
Bamboo
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