Glasgow clubbers of the week
Let’s just pretend exams don’t exist
I don’t know about you
But I’m feeling unprepared
Everything will be alright
If you keep going out every night
You don’t know about me
But I write clubbers every week
Everything will be alright
If we just keep pretending that
Exams are not he-eere
I said, pretend they’re not he-eeere
Exams have officially begun guys, don’t pretend they’re not here and don’t waste your time trying to come up with your own version of Taylor Swift lyrics. Do however, take ten minutes out of your busy exam schedule to look through clubbers of the week.
Wankers of the week
Spot the wanker
Squads of the week
Intimidatingly hot squad
Where’s wally squad
Hella big squad
Hottest squad
Couples of the week
All loved up
Awww
Beaut Couple
WTFs of the week
Wtf
Wtf
Stuners of the week
10s
Blonde bombshells
Beautiful ladies
So many beautiful people help
Happiest Clubbers of the week
Cheeeeese
Loving life
Pure buzzin
Most unimpressed clubbers of the week
Why ye sulkeeeeeen
Nae impressed
Crack a smile lads x
Most likley to be gettin mad wae it clubbers of the week
She’s getting mad wae it x2
Watch out they’re getting mad wae it
She’s already mad wae it
They’re all mad wae it
Dancers of the week
You go girl
Most flexible clubber of the week
Emojis of the week
Luckiest clubbers of the week
Lucky lucky
He knows he’s lucky
Best of the rest
Most protective clubber of the week
When you’re at the club and you realise you’ve left yer straighteners on at home
When ye fart in the club and you realise is a stinker
When ye get tae the club early and ye see yer man wi another bird
When someone steps on yer toe in da club
Bamboo: JWA Photography
Kokomo: JWA Photography & Clark James Digital
Sanctuary: Will McGregor
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