Clubbers of the week: Bumper hometown clubs edition
This is how you’ve been partying this Easter
Easter. It’s a time for family. It’s a time for sombre reflection on how little of your dissertation you’ve done. And, of course, it’s a time to visit the hometown clubs you just can’t get enough of us.
Whether you’re from St Albans or Guildford, Yeovil or Staines, we haven’t forgotten about you. This is the clubbers of the week: a hometown special…
Most angular jawlines of the week
You could cut glass on these blokes
Best ’70s detective duo
With jackets like this, crime doesn’t stand a chance
Most incomprehensible spillage
That must have been a big drink
Most successful pulling shirt
When the yellow straps come out, the ladies can’t resist
Saddest clubbers
That face you pull when someone finishes your Grey Goose
Proof that fur gets the girls
Macklemore was right
BONUS ROUND: The hometown haircut
Some blokes who are really proud of their snacks
Best. Engagement party. Ever.
Aw Craig, you got me sparklers!
Woah mate, we just want to take a photo
Please calm down
Hahaha, classic Darren
He’s always doing mad stuff like this
Look, it’s Busted!
I always used to fancy Charlie
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Look at Niall’s cheeky smile
What the hell is happening here
This witch is going to kill us all
When you and bae get matching waistcoats
Who wore it best?
When you get convinced to go out but you’re really tired
This guy has no idea what season it is
I thought you meant seal clubbing!
When it’s midnight and you forgot you have a deadline
Yeah yeah one sec, I’m just doing the referencing
When you really want a solo picture
Not now, Sharon
When your girlfriend wants you to have matching fringes
Do I have to?
This girl’s boyfriend doesn’t know she’s out
Lisa? I don’t know a Lisa
And this girl has decided polygamy isn’t all it cracked up to be
You know what? This isn’t doing it for me anymore
Thanks to Batchwood St Albans, Winkers Chalfont, Air and Breathe Dartford, Oceana Watford, Pryzm Kingston and WonderWorld Milton Keynes for the photos
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