Glasgow clubbers of the week
You thought we’d forgotten
Classes may be over for everyone but clubbers is certainly not.
We have fallen into the beautiful pit of holidays and study leave, forgetting everything we’ve all learnt in the past few months and developing an unhealthy relationship with Netflix and the Domino’s app.
Exams are on nobody’s mind yet, we’re all just getting mad wae it because school’s owt baby.
Wankers of the week
Here we go
Squads of the week
Classy squad
Jolly squad
We’re at prom squad
Selfies of the week
Cheeeeeze
Stunners of the week
Hunniez
Lovely ladies
Stunin babes x
Fit
Absolute 10s
Angels
Ello ello
Gawjus
Couples of the week
Love lock down
Please get married and bless this world with some beautiful children x
Awww
Third wheels of the week
Awks
WTFs of the week
WTF get your hand arm off me bro who even are you
WTF how is his neck doing that (eyebrows on fleek)
WTF
WTF
Most unimpressed clubbers of the week
Not havin it
Abs of the week
Now that is what you call a washboard stomach
She is sumer ready
Most likley to be getting mad wae it clubbers of the week
Watch out everyone, he’s about to get mad wae it
Mad
Dancers of the week
We like to move it, move it
YAAAAS
Loving it
Blonde bombshells of the week
Killing it
Girls pls ya’ll making us look bad
Best of the rest
Bride of the week
Poser of the week
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