Clubbers of the Week
It’s about that time of the week again…
It may be easter weekend, but you lot are about as holy as Richard Dawkins discovering cocaine.
That gives a whole new meaning to ‘Good Friday’.
Stunner of the Week
I swear this guy’s jawline could split an atom
Runners Up
Creeper of the Week
This is some ninja level creeping
Runners Up
The cold face of rejection
Wanker of the Week
Runners Up 
Third Wheel of the Week
Double teaming’ third wheeling’
Runners Up
Someone’s not happy …
Mutant of the Week
Pulling that kinda face is actually a talent
Runners Up
Hero of the Week
Shot glasses are for wimps
Heroine of the Week
She’s definitely not drawn the short straw
A bouncer who might not be a dickhead, who knew?
Album Cover of the Week
Runners Up
WTFs of the Week
Anyone have any idea what’s so special about this guy’s shoes? Anyone ..?!
Unhappy Clubber of the Week
Welcome to the 21st century everybody
Runners Up
Best of the Rest
Photo Credits:
Flare, Love, Chambles: Neil Stewart Photography
Hector’s House, Mansion, Temple: Ben Glasgow: BGM Scotland
Milk, The Sugar Club, Fly Club, Circus: David Wilkinson/Empirical
Broke: Elliot Gilmour Creative
Thirsty, Kono: Anna Velikova
Creme Soda: Matthew Thomas Photography
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