This week’s best clubbers
Procrastinate hard, party harder
As if it’s only a week since last time. Today has got to be the day that you appear, surely.
Ballroom dancers of the week
You guys appearing on Strictly this year?
Three dimensional clubber
You don’t even need special glasses for this one
Inappropriate crocodile of the week
Most accurate Stephen Merchant doppelgänger
The real Stephen Merchant should party in Leeds one day
Peace spreader of the week
Imagine all the people
Most disappointed birthday girl
It’s my party and I’ll cry if I want to
Best duo
I don’t even know what’s going on here
Edgiest clubbers
I wear your grandad’s clothes, I look incredible
Celtic warriors of the week
If they’re not Scottish does this count as cultural appropriation?
Cheekiest lads
Do they deliver cheeky Nando’s?
Hand-me-downs of the week
That shirt is a bit big for you hun
Most villainous clubber
Evil mastermind
Sassiest clubber
Sass queen
Best photobomb
I have no words
Most surprised clubber
Clubber with a concerning hair fetish
Just a quick stroke?
Best bouncer
Bit of side eye too
Best moves
She’s in the groove
Creepiest clowns
I would not want them a my birthday party
Baller of the week
He’s gone all out with the outfit
The guy who’s probably just farted
His mate dropped him in it
Drunk cry of the week
He’s just a fuck boy babes
Thanks to No Curfew, FlyNight Events, Taking Liberties and Voodoo for the photos
Photographers:
James Cray: Quids In, Entourage
Elliot Young: Donuts, Mixtape
ItsJustJoeB: Chaos
CJG Photography: Antics
Daniel Watson: Space Tuesdays
Shot by WIZ photography: MNHP
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