Glasgow clubbers of the week
We like to move it move it
Well it’s week ten and I’m sure you’re all crumbling under the outrageous amount of work you’ve all left to the last minute, I certainly am.
Stay strong, push through – the sun is shining, the best hangover/crumbling life cure is here to save us. If the thought of going outside and facing your responsibilities is making your stomach churn, have no fear clubbers is here.
A few minutes more procrastination couldn’t hurt.
Wankers of the week
Cheeky monkeys
I don’t even think he’s taking the piss
Squads of the week
We mean business squad
Serious squad
Can’t keep their hands off each other squad #fabulous
Let me get that for you squad #2kl4skl
Fittest squad
Best hair I’ve ever seen squad #hawt
Stunners of the week
Dem cheeckbones tho
Great smiles and great hair wtf
Hotties
She’s hot and she’s got a lollipop #winning
Stunnin’
Fierce
10/10
Gawjus
Natural beauties
Cutie
Trio of hotness
Photobombs of the week
Triple bomb
Intense photobomb
Couples of the week
Confused couple
Award winning smiles couple
Playful couple
In your face couple
Cutest couple
Couple with the biggest fan base
Aw, very cute
Christ SO MANY CUTE COUPLES
Most likely to be getting mad wae it
100% mad wae it
She NEEDS her vodka n cokes, she needs them NOW
She loves being mad wae it
Here we, here we
Mad wae it squad
Cheers 2 gettin mad wae it
Dancers of the week
Having the bloody time of her life
She likes to party
She dances so hard, she has to attach her handbag to herself
Simple yet effective
Free as a bird
Dance off baby
Lemme cya get low
Saucy
Just married clubbers of the week
I take thee
Cheeky
What a player
Please don’t fall
WTFs of the week
WTF
Oh
Wtf
Wtf
Wtf
Right wtf is these guys’ craic honestly
Ring, ring, yellow banana phone
Well, it’s Viper
Selfies of the week
Snap chat comes first
Flyin without wings
Happiest clubbers of the week
Much love, much happiness
Happiest third wheel
Lovin lyf
BFFL
Most unimpressed clubbers of the week
Not even a sparkling bottle of grey goose will impress this one
She knows what’s coming for her
No impressed pal
Not impressed with the overfly excited couple
Luckiest clubbers of the week
She a lucky lady
He a lucky boy
Another lucky lady
Another lucky boy
Album covers of the week
*prays rihanna sees this *
Xfactor here we come
Best of the rest
Anonymous clubber of the week
Superstar of the week
Best dressed clubber of the week
Best beard of the week
Blonde bombshell of the week
Bad Boiz of the week
Tightest shirt of the week #abslikeslabs
Tallest clubber of the week
Queen of the week
Buff boys of the week
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