Poo-filled condom posted through letterbox on Tiverton Road

A third year Law student found a mystery poo-filled prophylactic posted through his letter box this morning.

Max Pashley, who lives on Tiverton Road, was astonished to find the gross item hanging from his letterbox. He said: “I was away at home for the weekend, and literally just came back this morning. Two of my housemates were in at the time, and one left for Uni this morning.

“I saw the condom when I closed the door after I got in. I took a photo and sent it to the house WhatsApp group. The lad who went to Uni had left around 45 minutes before, and said it wasn’t there when he left.”

Max didn’t believe what he was seeing at first. He added: “I was like, is that actually shit inside a condom? Another look confirmed that it definitely was shit.”

The boys have no idea who may be behind this, but have a theory that it may be linked to a previous incident.

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Max said: “We have literally no idea who it was, our mates wouldn’t have gone through that effort. But last night when I wasn’t in, four yogurt pots were left by our front door and the doorbell kept ringing.

“I reckon the two incidents are related.”

Max removed the condom from the door himself: “I didn’t really know what to do. At first it was kind of funny, then I was actually like..that’s rank.

“I carefully grabbed the top bit of the condom and launched it out the door.”

The boys have promised to keep The Tab updated with any further faecal or non-faecal related developments.