Glasgow clubbers of the week
Ya’ll on fire
It’s week nine, I repeat it’s week nine.
Time has just been flyin by.
Last week was election week and you guys were celebrating hard, everyone else could learn a thing or two from our dancers of the week.
This is how we do it.
Birthday girls of the week
Absolutely buzzen mun
It’s ma burthday, it’s ma burthday
Go shawty it’s ya birthday
Squads of the week
Herbal essences squad
Intimidatingly attractive squad
Gettin mad wae it squad
Refusing to be messed with squad (bouncer included)
Most of the rails squad
Tough squad
Princess squad
Squad, unite
All about the group hug squad
Wankers of the week
Obviously choking to get this weeks wanker spot
Double trouble
Couples of the week
Claming this weeks newly wedded spot
The way your face is permanently stuck when your date is Cinderella
Grab yer coat y’ev pulled x
They’ve bagged themselves a Prince charming and don’t they just know it
Most overprotective other half
Aw
saucy
Seal of approval from yer main main
They just can’t get enuf
Singles of the week
Would you dance, if I asked you to dance?
Clubland mash-up: we found love in a hopeless place / Cus baby you’re a heartbreaker
Dancers of the week
Get loose
She should seek medical advice because that knee is out of order
Hoedown Throwdown meet Canadian Barndance
Drop it like it’s hawt
Old skl
Snake hips baby
She whippin’
Bustin a move
He’s back, and he’s brought a cheeky flick o’ the risk and a pal wi him too
Beards of the week
He knows he’s winning
Great effort
Strong
Stunners of the week
What a gorgeous smile
Caught being drop-dead beautiful
Trio of stunners
Fierce
Model material
So pretty it hurts
Damn
Hello pretti ladiez
Team hot
Oooft
10s
Beauties
Most mad wae it of the week
He’s gettin mad wae it, the dabbers will be gettin mad wae it, everyone’s mad wae it
He’s already mad wae it
They’re mad wae it
Things are going to get mad wae these lot
Mashed banana is mad wae it
She’s mad wae it
Seflies of the week
Cheese
Bros
Strike a pose babes
Happiest clubbers of the week
So much happiness
Loving life
Cheese
Full of lols
What is it with clubbers photo-shopping themselves these days
Most unimpressed clubbers of the week
She’s havin a bad time
Outraged
Nae impressed
Havin none of it
WTFs of the week
Is she in pain or is she in shock or is she chocking?
Did we miss something?
The more I look at this the more confused I become
I feel like I’m intruding on something?
Is she okay?
Luckiest clubbers of the week
He knows it
He really knows it
Lucky
Album Covers of the week
They’re going platinum
Photobombs
Creepin
Peek-a-boo photo bomb, incredible effort
Intense photo bomb
Cheese
Scary
Most likely photo bomber to feature in an arcade hammer game
Yello
Best of the rest
Most seductive
Best story teller
Terrified
Possessed
Shoulders of the week
Paparazzi
Someone put a ring on it
Posers of the week
Leg extend of the week
Latest
Monster’s showrunner explains the frustrating reason he invented half of The Lizzie Borden Story
I didn’t realise historical facts are optional
How Cornell kept a 2024 sexual assault case out of the public eye for nearly two years
The full allegations have only just become public
University of Bath launches investigation after ‘terrified’ students raise concerns about Rugby Club
Rugby Club members allegedly aimed to spike female students as an ‘initiation’
Perez Hilton has been reunited with his kids, his family confirm in detailed 500-word update
There are aspects of his recovery that are still ‘hard’
Sarah Paulson calls out ‘weird’ criticism of her portrayal of Aileen Wuornos in The Lizzie Borden Story
She’s defended how she told the story
Great British Bake Off’s first eliminated baker Danni has spoken out since leaving the tent
They’re pretty happy with how it all went
Rita Ora sued by her former manager in £3million legal battle over missing tour and TV cash
‘It’s sad it has had to come to this’
‘No remorse’: Victim’s mother speaks out as Christa Pike set to be executed after 30 years
She is travelling to Tennessee to witness her execution
Reality TV star found guilty of murdering wife after his AI songs about affair played in court
The woman he had an affair with testified against him in court
How to spot a nightmare flatmate at UofG
Recognise the red flags early and save yourselves from hell
The Glasgow Uni Freshers starter pack
Essentials only… and some extras obviously cause we all need a treat
Sarah Paulson shares why playing Aileen Wuornos in Monster left her genuinely scared
She’s played witches and monsters, but the Lizzie Borden show was daunting
Justice for Mrs Borden! Every egregious lie Netflix’s Monster told about Lizzie’s stepmum Abby
Netflix turned victim into villain
Where the vibey Great British Bake Off 2026 cast went to university, and what they studied
Two contestants were uni students during the show
Newcastle University faces criticism over appointing oil billionaire as sustainability professor
‘Universities are supposed to be places that question power and hold corporations to account’
Director on why difficult scene in The Lizzie Borden Story made Netflix crew cry
‘It was really humbling’