Clubbers of the week: Elections edition
These are the only awards you actually care about
This week soggy cardboard has taken over campus, we have all learned the words to Beth Cash’s election video and someone said something about starving Ethiopians during her election acceptance speech.
Despite these departures from the norm, like creatures of habit, we have returned to our favourite watering holes across town. Here are a selection of the good, the bad and the really really weird.
Hotties of the week
*round of applause*
Runners up
For the sake of gender equality
Heroes of the week
Can I trade my Willian for your Routledge?
Creep of the week
This guy will be on Watchdog by the end of the week…
Most intense facial expression
I feel he is looking into my soul
Donald Trump lookalike of the week
Is that hair real?
Secret lovers of the week
A modern-day Romeo and Juliet
Best use of ‘wet-look’ hair gel
He loves his Brylcreem
Kinkiest clubber
Ready for Valentine’s
Most impressed with her recently shaven armpits
‘Hmm, they’re so silky’
Least thought out campaign slogan
What does Beevor give Adam?
Shadow puppetry of the week
‘I can make a really good dog’
Cultural appropriation of the week
Its Bollywood D all over again
Painfully smug person of the week
You have poured a whole drink on yourself. You have absolutely no reason to be smug
Lone wolf of the week
His spirit animal is definitely a coyote
Least able to cope with gravity
When the trebles finally hit
Latest
James Acaster reportedly ‘needed a breather’ when filming Celebrity Traitors became intense
Producers have now responded
Ryan Murphy has unveiled his next project after AHS and Monster, but it’s already controversial
‘Can we give this project to literally anyone else?’
Nottingham University details course closures and 560 job cuts despite protests
73 MRes programmes will be reduced to 10
Gypsy Rose Blanchard shares her petition for Kenan’s Law following Ken Urker’s death
She’s calling for change to online harassment rules
Richard E Grant accused of SECOND Celebrity Traitors rule break as BBC shares insight
God, this man can’t catch a break
Selling Sunset’s Chrishell calls out her ex Jason Oppenheim after ‘out of touch’ video
Ex mum and dad are fighting!
19-year-old Manchester woman spent £2k on matcha in a year leaving her with acne and severe migraines
‘I know addiction is a strong term to use, but it was a truly unbelievable experience’
In defence of those of us still watching Made in Chelsea
Forgive a girl for wanting a weekly dose of Chuggs
Celebrity Traitors star Hannah Fry has a ‘mathematically rigorous’ plan to catch Traitors
She developed ‘the most statistically perfect approach’ for the show
University of Nottingham restructuring plans approved after staff strikes last week
The second phase of Future Nottingham 2 is going ahead
Cardiff University students outraged over a meme page’s ‘disgusting’ confession post
Students are urging each other to boycott Cardiff Uni Banter
Edinburgh Uni principal Sir Peter Mathieson announces he’s stepping down at end of his term
The principal and vice-chancellor of the University of Edinburgh will depart at the term’s completion, leaving in 2028
Celebrity Traitors 2026 week one theories: A secret Traitor in the mix and Julie to be recruited
Two episodes in and I’m already invested
Gypsy Rose Blanchard says last phone call with partner Ken Urker was about family dispute
‘He was deeply distressed by the situation’
London student who filmed viral video of Gillian Anderson scolding fans defends her
Gillian Anderson told off ‘distracting’ theatregoers
No! Celebrity Traitors editing moment has people convinced about who is getting banished
Dear Claudia Winkleman, please intervene
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