Glasgow clubbers of the Week
Where have all these beautiful people been hiding
Glasgows nightclubs must have had some serious game this week.
It’s safe to say I have never seen so many attractive people out in Glasgow until this week. I’m not sure whether to cry or leave uni to find a job that will fund fixing my face because everyone looked outrageously gorgeous this week. Warning: your self confidence will suffer heavily after seeing these stunners.
Here we go:
Tongues of the week
he’s loving it, she’s loving it – we’re all loving it
i can’t believe i’m thinking this but that really is the cutest tongue i’ve ever seen
fierce
Wankers of the week
christ never knew take that were in glasgow
W is for wanker yes
When the wankers of the squad jump into the group pic and just ruin everything
Why are people still wearing shirts like this
Pow pow
There’s no saving these guys
Squads of the week
Is that his real hair or
The cutest hen squad i’ve ever seen
Squad on fleek
Stunners of the week
Looking mighty fine
Beautiful
He’s spotted the fitties
Pouts for days
Major hair/face envy
Mwah
Blonde bombshells of the week have landed
Killin it
WTFs of the week
He’s as confused as we bloody are
many suspicious things going on here
Couples of the week
The connection we feel is indescribable
Naw
When you’re dating Noo Noo from the Teletubbies
He’s telling her he loves her
A match made in heaven
Put the collar DOWN boy or you will be in wankers of the week next week
Somone’s got to be the clingy one
Lads of the week
Lads on tour
It’s going to be a messy one boys, Craig’s already half cut ye can see it in his eyes
Look we’re all matchy matchy the night boys
Mutant of the week
She is so hot she’s actually pulling this off
Heros of the week
These girl look like fun
Mysterious hero
I would hire him
No man is ever down on her watch
Riots of the Week
Carnage tbc
Wild
Happiest clubbers of the week
Er mer gerd
Its the weeeeeeeekend
So carefree
She believes she’s in Hawaii
Oh stop it you
Shameless selfies of the week
Well you should be ashamed
What a real shameless selfie looks like
Does she even have the camera on
Third wheels of the week
If we spend the night pretending we don’t know him maybe he’ll leave us alone
even his fingers look on edge
Best dressed of the week
is it a dress? is it a top? i just don’t know but I need it along with her incredible eyebrow and eyeliner skills
Fiercest clubbers of the week
Someone’s bagged themselves a new profile picture for life
Damn girls
Pimp of the week
he’s seriously resisting the urge to fist pump
Best of the rest
yehaw
prop of the week
parents of the week
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