Haiku of the Week: Week 7
The week roles into a prime number. Another haiku rolls onto your screen. Tanoshimu.
The week roles into a prime number. Another haiku rolls onto your screen. Tanoshimu.

So many of the men are buddies with Rob

‘I watched her silhouette disappear’

There are currently three women who visit him

She spent ’18 years in the dark’
Union members pause industrial action following agreement with university management

You truly can’t avoid them (trust me, I’ve tried)

‘The goal all along was never to help people finding love’
The vice-chancellor faced criticism after claiming the university cannot afford to deliver ‘a scaled-up Oxbridge model’
She made sure nobody was left out

A joke in Gavin and Stacey has been edited out

The venue is set to hold its final event on New Year’s Eve
Surely nowhere in Newcastle is that depressing

Pendle’s new space is the third of its kind on campus, joining those in the library and Fylde College
Josh’s dissertation focused on how consumers use the popular budget pub chain
He wants to stay ‘forever’

‘Unless you’re an A-lister you won’t be welcomed – regardless of whether your ticket is via a sponsor’

I wouldn’t shut up about it

‘He lost Sarah, so he paid the ultimate price’
‘I was genuinely unaware of their conduct’

Alaina Kunes and her family have been subjected to ‘harassment’