We asked the SJ for their grimmest one night stand stories
Because who doesn’t want to reveal their dirtiest secrets about one night stands when they’re in the library?
A recently conducted survey at Sydney Jones shed some blinding light on the hilarious, dirty and borderline disturbing sexual antics of library go-ers.
While this is to be expected of probably the horniest sector of society, some of the filthy tales of student sex left us questioning what the fuck had they been taking that night.
The Good (those who bloody love shagging)
Chris the Bachelor
Pretty funny for a fresher, Maddie
Speaking from experience, Victoria?
Alright Katie, keep it PG
Steady on Natty!
Sensitive Sameer
Anthony, the Romeo
Liv tells it like it is
Karra is DTF
The Bad
Sorry Dad, I mean Jason
Diana thinks outside the box
Ellie and Chris, aka love’s young dream
Fair play to Lydia
The Ugly (when one night stands go tits up)
One off the bucket list, Elise?
Absolute nightmare for Jen
Rachel’s legitimate reason to join a sport’s society
The classic sex sneeze
There are no words
Shit happens for Tom
Stay classy, Ben
FRESHAARRR Philip
Standard Sam
Whether or not you agree or disagree with one night stands (or you couldn’t really give a shit), it’s certainly going to take a few quad vods to shake the image of that poor girl finding ‘the lost condom’…inside of her.
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