Chat Up Lines Guaranteed To Score You A Warwick Beauty
From a Computer Science student to a Geology Student, use these Adonis-like lines and you’ll be leaving Smack with a girl on each arm. Trust me from one Adonis to another…I know my stuff!
1) You’re so Gneiss, I’d never take you for Granite
The Rock…get it?
2) I can tell you the square root of any number in seconds…Give me your phone number and I’ll prove it
They can also score you a girl in Smack..
3) Are you full of Beryllium, Gold and Titanium? Because you’re BE-AU-TI-FUL!
4) Hi my name is Microsoft….mind if I crash?
You’ll be jumping for joy like Bill Gates after that beauty..
5) That dress would look even better…. accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8ms2
6) You’re Bosons give me a Hadron…
7) Hey baby, I bet you Excel in the Spreadsheet..
8) SIN with me honey COS I like your TAN and want to put my LOG in your π.
You get the picture…
9) Want to know why they call me Titanic? ‘Cause when I go down, the ladies always get off first.
10) Are you the 1978 Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act? Because if you gave me a warrant, I’d tap that.
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