Durham’s Funny Freshers Group Posts
Some sweet, stupid and slightly odd Fresher’s had some funny moments on Facebook in the build up to the fresher invasion – Vincent Lim rounds up the best.
Prepare to be shamed, Facebook spammers of Duzza.
Freshers, you know you saw those posts asking how many printers to bring, demanding to know the exact dimensions of a single bed, and asking ‘what the hell is Klute?’.
To save you the time and effort, we’ve trawled Durham’s freshers groups in search of the most ridiculous questions and cringe-worthy posts. Here they are!
Full white tie, duh.
What no-sharking policy?
On the prowl for some big boys.
Thanks for sharing.
Mary’s.
So who’s going to break it to him?
No, it’s never too early to plan tent-sharing with people you’ve never met.
Four wooden and a fairly bent-out-of-shape metal one.
Only three? I also like to live dangerously.
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