‘You have to prove you’re one of the good ones.’
You could get 6.23 Bulldog puppies instead of accommodation
You can’t even juggle school and life
Because traditional Thanksgiving is overrated anyway
‘Oh you’re a baby having a baby!’
Ladies, the men of Georgetown didn’t rank us as well as we ranked them. This means war.
Don’t tell me the American Dream is dead, I’m a product of it
‘The food is not very good, but at least it’s all you can eat’
It’s like no other dorm
The dining hall will have a food court
John Carroll’s statue is like a creepy mall Santa
These are more important than your degree
Why aren’t the cashiers talking to me?
No, I don’t know the Queen
All aboard the winter struggle bus
Thank you, but no thank you