And we’re back… you know how it goes, you pose and we praise

Please drop out if you’ve done any more than three of these, you reprobate

‘Why should I pay £9,000 a year to sit in my bedroom reading?’

Try to imagine sleeping outside in this weather

A whole forty days without Salvos, are you mad?!?!

You wouldn’t catch me doing the ‘mankini mile’ at this time of year

They fit in surprisingly well with college stereotypes

The day was designed to build rapport between students and lecturers

First Greggs, now this

It’s not ‘a load of bollocks’, some degrees are worth more than others, and that’s okay

Those themed nights

They have the most sex on campus and are demanding adequate protection

What is with the unnerving red lighting?

Embrace the indie vibes, throw on a pair of Vans and you’ll fit right in

He is currently being questioned by his department

Barn then Batch tonight lads?