This fresher’s hilarious Insta perfectly mocks our country’s garbage MPs

Patrick is the MP for the fictional constituency of Clapham

Your guide to fitting in perfectly at York’s edgiest ‘underground’ nights

Cue original joke about wearing vintage sports brands x

What your choice of Brown’s sandwich says about your general vibe

We are all Egg Mayo and Bacon

Important: Which is the best smoking area in York?

It does get better than a cig on the road outside Kuda

Tommy Fong has opened a shop for Willow merch

But it’s not going to be here for long

Forget chunder charts, these freshers have an ambulance chart in their halls kitchen

There are five tallies already and they’ve only been at uni for nine days

Clubbers of the Week: Freshers Edition

The iconic clubbers make their return

The best York Freshers’ group posts of 2017

There are some shockers this time around

Here are the stereotypes of every club in York and the people you’ll meet there

“Society and Salvo’s are by far the most popular Yorkshire double act since Barry and Paul Chuckle…”

24 things you should definitely know as a fresher

Everything you need to know if you’ve just started at the Uni of York

We asked second and third years what advice they’d give to freshers

Put down your introduction manuals, this is literally the only uni advice that you will need

Former York University Challenge contestant cleared of rape

He called the woman’s claims “horrible, horrible lies”

York moves up to 16th best UK uni, according to The Sunday Times Good University Guide 2018

We’re also the 2nd best uni in the north

University of York scientists discover cancer treatment breakthrough

They believe they have found a way to prevent the spread of prostate cancer

Guys, Tommy Fong has been spotted outside Willow

He was reading the tributes written on the door

York is one of the most affordable cities to live in for students

It means we also spend the least on going out

All the weird things York students do without even realising they’re weird

Sitting in the Tiki van with your pals like it’s the most normal thing in the world

Stop everything, Love Island’s Chris and Kem are coming to Kuda

On paper, they were definitely the real winners