Argument

Crisis queues are part of the culture, don’t get rid of them

If it aint broke, don’t fix it

It’s time to face the truth: Wetherspoons is the most overrated place that ever existed

I don’t get it

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Nottingham’s nightlife is great, but it’s ruined by the ticket stress

It’s not normal to plan for nights out nine months in advance

This is why our SU President wants Nottingham to stay in the NUS

Should we stay or should we go?

Jsoc President: Why Nottingham should say No to NUS

There are some key issues that cannot be ignored when making your decision

English and Philosophy is a complete doss

Enjoy ur dissertation bitchez

Suicide is no laughing matter, so why do we joke that we’d rather kill ourselves?

A person commits suicide every two hours in the UK

Is the SU President the most pointless student on campus?

We’re paying them £18,000 to have no actual power and change nothing year on year

Sherwood and Rutland: It’s time to lay down your weapons

Forgive and forget

Raleigh Park is the most average halls for a fresher

I’d rather be in Rutland

Sexual objectification isn’t wrong, it’s natural

‘Only I have the right to sexualise my own body’ – what do you even mean?

Skiers are not all posh, let us shred our powder in peace

Stop giving us a bad name

The people who hate Valentine’s are bitter and unwanted

To paraphrase Kate Nash, you must eat so many lemons

Lenton is a shithole, but it is our shithole

It has the best of times, it has the worst of times

Admit it: Trent nights are the best nights

We’ve been in denial for far too long

Ocean is the best night and we should all stop denying it

What other club lets you get naked?

I’m sick of pretending: I don’t get why other guys enjoy porn

We’re not 16 any more

A little piece of me dies every time Baywatch comes on at Ocean

I know I’m not the only one

Freshers: promoting is a dark world, you don’t belong there

Trust me, I did it

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