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Can someone please tell me why Lincoln students enjoy bottling celebrities?

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LINCOLN

This is why we can’t have nice things

No, I won’t be your gay BFF

Nikolaus Millward

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LINCOLN

I’m not your accessory

Lincoln might not be cool or edgy, but we love it

Laura Callaghan

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LINCOLN

You can keep the Warehouse Project, we’ve got Quack

Why real smokers hate ‘social smokers’

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LINCOLN

Can you roll it for me?

Hometown stereotypes are ruining university for everyone

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LINCOLN

“So, where are you from?”

If you go on a night out just to pull, you’re a bore

Laura Callaghan

Argument, News
LINCOLN

It shouldn’t be all about the D

Do people really care about theme nights?

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LINCOLN

Let’s be honest

Why does everyone fill their dissertation with pretentious rubbish?

Argument, Guide
LINCOLN

Stop trying to sound so clever

Heard something you think
we should know?

We want to look into your case

Why is everybody bashing 50 Shades Of Grey?

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LINCOLN

You probably love it in secret

I’ve already finished my dissertation and now everyone hates me

Argument, Guide, News
LINCOLN

Sorry I’m more organised than you

Has your ‘new year, new me’ failed yet?

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LINCOLN

It probably has

Pre-drinks are the best part of a night out

Laura Callaghan

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LINCOLN

And you know it

People who say ‘like’ all the time are awful people

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LINCOLN

Yes, we’re talking to you

Feel free to call me Scrooge but I hate Christmas jumpers

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LINCOLN

It’s that time of year again

Please can everyone stop saying ‘bae’

Laura Callaghan

Argument, Guide
LINCOLN

You’re not cool

Yeah, I’m dating my housemate (and what?)

Laura Callaghan

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LINCOLN

I broke the ultimate freshers rule and I really don’t care