Clubbers of the Week: Trying to avoid freshers flu in Week Two
Still early in the semester, let’s see how the new freshers like Edi’s clubs?
It’s week two and that means the fresh faced first years haven’t been shamed out of their club behaviour yet.
Take note: Club etiquette doesn’t include elbowing, side eye or just dropping full ass cups in the middle of a packed Subway.
Stunner of the Week
Winner:
Only you two could make Big Cheese look this cute
Runners up:
Love to see such a wholesome Tama moment
You guys are serving looks and good vibessss
Honestly might be the sweetest clubbers in why not
Hot, sexy and slaying guys
Subway was made for you guys!
Creeper of the week:
Winner:
Why are there 60-year-olds in Subway?
Runners up:
This photo is haunting
Apologise to Charli and to us for having to witness that abomination of an outfit
RUN, run for your lives girls if you value them
Your eyes are giving crazed (in a semi cute way tho x)
Wanker of the week
Winner:
Toxic masculinity at its finest (be better, you’re literally at hive)
Runners up:
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The girl in the backs cringing and so are we
Serving face? It’s giving Prince Charles
Does this need a caption? Think about what you’ve done…
This photo speaks for itself… wanker
You make me feel nauseous lollllll
Heroine of the week
Winner:
Get your venom girl! And don’t let any man push you out the way from it!!!
Runners up:
If I was in why not being handed a cupcake you would be my undoing x
Heroine for making it to hive, trooper you have done your friends proud
Fuck, this man he needs to be on your level girls!!
Smiles all round, you herooooo
WTF moments of the week
Winner:
This photo echos… why has big cheese down hill soooo far??
Runners up:
You’re on a night out in Subway, what are you confused about ?
WTF did you think you were doing here???
Me trying to act sober in front of the bouncers
The desperation in his eyes should be studied
Unhappy couples of the week
Winners:
You can look happy, you know that right?
Runners up:
Are they fighting? Are they flirting? Who knows
Are you an unhappy couple? No. Have you made me feel violently unhappy? Definitely.
The juxtaposition is chefs kiss
What happened to saying cheese? (Don’t be afraid to be affectionate x)
Third wheel of the week
Winner:
I feel like we are the third wheel here
Runners up:
Charli, Brat summer is over, you don’t belong here anymore
Third wheel with some side-eye
Guys it totally okay to smile x
Album cover of the week
Winner:
Barry chuckle for the win
Runners up:
At least someone loves Big Cheese
Girl you’re the main character
This is low key a great ad for Subway, bros in his feels
A little Love Wednesdays Rave, LOVE
Best of the rest
Winner:
Girl if you need help send us a signal
Runners up:
This looks like the ideal night
Boy zone? Soo 30 years ago
YOU ARE THE MAIN CHARACTER
Stunning.
Ending on a great note x
Let me introduce you to a little club called Hive…
Get a grip.. get it
Why would you do this to yourselves ?
What was the pep talk for this photo?
Photographer credits
Thomas Miller: The Hive
David Stewart, Dominik Withak: Subway Cowgate
Kealan Bond: Why Not
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