Clubbers of the Week: Seeing double in Week Two
You can save the academic comeback for next year x
Jamie CalderRefreshers may be a distant memory (if you have any at all) but that hasn’t stopped Edinburgh’s best and worst clubbers from hitting the town this week – and eventually the pavement. We have truly seen it all this week:
Stunner of the Week
Winner:
The outfits, the hair, the poses, the jewellery, the smiles – you guys have truly mastered the club photo
Runners Up:
Ignoring some questionable venom choices (mango is really the only correct answer) but this list wouldn’t make sense without these smiles
I wish this was in Big Cheese for obvious reasons but nobody is this happy there
Finally, an actual happy birthday – this is why you celebrate in Subway and not WhyNot guys xoxo
The golden retriever and black cat trend has finally made it into Clubbers of the Week
Creeper of the Week
Winner:
This is some uncanny valley type shenanigans – why do most of you look as if you’ve never seen a camera?
Runners Up:
You need an exorcism x
Why are you posing like you’ve caught her?
Make that two exorcisms actually
This was not your moment to shine my friend
Hero of the Week
Winner:
Clearly the council can party too
Runners Up:
I can hear the “IT’S BEREALLLLL” from here
Where did you come from, where did you go?
I have never seen someone this happy to be in Big Cheese gotta respect it
Heroine of the Week
Winner:
I need to know where you bought this it’s beautiful
Runners Up:
It took me a double take to see the issue with this picture
Spreading the love
Absolutely stealing the show
Wanker of the Week
Winner:
From the dodgy moustache to the matching outfits – you all deserve this prize x
Runners Up:
No comment
This one is purely based on vibes (sorry)
How I wish I could just put ew as the caption for all of the posts in this section
WTF Moment of the Week
Winner:
How you’ve found this much space on the stage AND convinced all your friends that the club floor isn’t going to give them diseases is beyond me
Runners Up:
Rock onnnnn
Me trying to explain why day drinking in Potterrow helps me write essays
Don’t think you’re famous enough to be scared of the paparazzi guys
Bit of bromance
Unhappy Clubber of the Week
Winner:
That Big Cheese stare, those vacant eyes
Runners Up:
I can’t tell if you are just terrified to be around this many women
When the drink starts tasting like ‘I’m only a student for two more years’
A Fess Up Friday rant is needed – WHAT HAPPENED??
I feel you girl
Best of the Rest
Out here looking like my pro clubs player
Sorry to my friends but I want this group instead
I still can’t get over the fact that you did this ON THE CLUB FLOOR
Why are you always hereeeeeee?
Y’all are too pretty for Big Cheese, EUSA doesn’t deserve you
More excited to see the photographer than Dick and Dom
This is Subway not Vogue
POV: you’re in front of the Tesco self service camera
This article could just be an ad for Subway at this point
Trying to charm the bouncer while pretending to be sober
Photographer Credits:
David Stewart: Subway Cowgate
Kealan Bond: Why Not Nightclub
Tracey Largue: Big Cheese
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