Whether you’ve spent the past two weeks on a liver-destroying bender, probably wearing the same outfit the entire time, or you decided to just go hard for Halloween itself I’m impressed you made it into a club – the scariest thing this week was the queue going to Hive.
From Halloweekend last week to last night, here are some of the most iconic scenes from Cowgate and beyond:
Stunner of the Week
Winner
Suspiciously prepared for this photo
Runners Up
Group costumes >>>
Not convinced you should’ve been trusted with a sparkler but at least it made for a good pic
Triple the danger, triple the aesthetic
Creeper of the Week
Winner
I feel uncomfortable
Runners Up
“Sorry we’re out of VKs”
I can’t tell if you’re going to hit me, rob me, or say something that verges on harassment, either way please leave
Did he bring a cardboard cutout of himself??
I thought this was a normal pic at first – then I saw the baby
Wanker of the Week
Winner
Spoiled for choice for wankers this week
Runners Up
If I see another guy doing this exact pose I’m out of here
That one friend who always complains about the groups choice of club (they suggested Hive)
Leave.
WHY IS IT ALWAYS WHYNOT
Hero of the Week
Winner
The camaraderie of clubbers when someone loses something on the floor is something else
Runners Up
Who would win a conga battle – the bananas or the copy-and-paste crew
If you need to break through the crowd this is the guy to go to
A hero for surviving a club job during Halloween
Heroine of the Week
Winner
nine ams on a Thursday are meant to be missed
Runners Up
Just write the whole of Thursday off at this point (also maybe happy birthday?)
Everyone needs to be this dedicated to the bit
If we had a ‘happiest clubber’ section she’d definitely win
I don’t know what business a microphone has in a club (wooden spoon supremacy) but slay
WTF moments of the Week
Winner
This would stop me from sleeping if I turned around to see this
Runners Up
When you see the moon
Clearly only one person here got the memo
Taking your costume a bit too seriously there
With that look you know there’s some history there
Unhappy Clubber of the Week
Winner
How do all four of you not want to be there
Runners Up
That time of night when you become painfully aware that you’re in Hive
How I act vs how I feel when someone says “let’s get another shot”
Me to the randoms pulling up next to me
When you’re already having a bad night and some kid comes up to you and asks if you want to help him steal the moon
Best of the Rest
This really deserves its own category
Locked and loaded
I want to hate this picture but for some reason I don’t
Good luck getting out of TAMA after making that threat (this counts an award!)
The stare into the lens, the shocked face, the Mario brothers, this image will be studied in the future
How has this happened two weeks in a row
I respect the lights those things probably scratch like hell
Apparently I need to go to WhyNot more often
For once everyone (including the photobombers) are actually looking at the camera