You’ve nominated them, now it’s time to vote for Durham’s most eligible bachelor

Ladies and gentlemen, meet your nominees for the final of the most-anticipated competition of the term: Durham’s most eligible bachelor!

For your pleasure, a very Collingwood-heavy lineup have either been nominated or nominated themselves to show off their good looks and flirting prowess in a Hinge-style Q&A. The sexiest of these sexy gentlemen will be remembered in years to come as a BNOC and grand rizz-ard, but it all depends on your vote.

Without further ado, it’s time to meet your bachelors!

Archie Mullins, second year, Collingwood

Best pickup line

I’m up early for rugby so you might as well keep me up late

Three words that describe you

Puppy, ripped and class-clown

If you were a Durham club which one would you be and why?

Babs, sucker for a small blonde in love with rugby boys

Ideal Durham date

Drinks at Boatclub and make out in the booths

Josh Vickers, second year, Trevelyan

Best pickup line

Did you just come out the oven, because you’re too hot to handle

Three words that describe you

Cheeky, Fun & Bald (I have a questionable Buzzcut now)

If you were a Durham club which one would you be and why?

Jimmy’s because I’ll let you in for free 😉

Ideal Durham date

Coffee date at Cafédral and then hang out on the river benches

Diego Carrasco, first year, Collingwood

Best pickup line

I want you to focus on the first three words

Three words that describe you

Spanish, good-looking, confident

If you were a Durham club which one would you be and why?

Klute, because I’m great once you get to know me

Ideal Durham date

Burrito bowls and a long walk

Charlie Northcott, first year, Hatfield

Best pickup line

Roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, I’ll be the nine

Three words that describe you

Classic posh boy

If you were a Durham club which one would you be and why?

Bohemia, because like the ball pit, I have balls you can play with

Ideal Durham date

Anywhere we won’t bump into one of my freshers week conquests, so probably a very local pub

Samay Patel, fourth year, Collingwood

Best pickup line

Have you ever seen a Megalodon before?

Three words that describe you

Hot, spicy, and seasoned

If you were a Durham club which one would you be and why?

Bohemia, ball pit… need I say more?

Ideal Durham date

You bring the milk, I’ll bring the spice – and I’m not even talking about the curry I’ll make you 😉

 

Get voting!

 

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