It’s time someone said it, Greggs is average and only loved by southerners
Dominic PennaIt’s fetishised by soft southerners regardless of its shortcomings
There is a special place in hell for people who still call their parents ‘mummy’ and ‘daddy’
Jonny LongEvery time I hear it I want to throw up
Dear straight people, stop singing the word ‘faggot’ in Fairytale of New York
Tom HaynesYou wouldn’t sing the N-word
Finally, we’re all realising what an elitist, meddling hypocrite Jamie Oliver really is
Josh KaplanCAN YOU PLEASE JUST TAKE A DAY OFF FROM RUINING EVERYTHING
This is how you can actually get a say on Brexit – one million students already have
Richard BrooksIt’s a hangover we don’t want
Every guy is in a version of Exeter’s racist group chat, whether they admit it or not
You can’t pass it off as ‘boys being boys’
People who reserve seats in the library deserve a special place in hell, just for them
Robyn GunnSome of us are trying to get a first here
These Clubbers of the Week are officially allowed to get excited about Christmas
Greg BarradaleI’ve already eaten all my advent calendar
Diyora Shadijanova
Tom Jenkin