JOSH SIMONS is delighted by this marvellous mousse of a May Ball.
Often revered as the ‘party may ball’, John’s newly released headline acts will not disappoint ticket holders.
Chaos erupted in Varsity accommodation last week when a classicist was electrocuted and other students nearly got bottled by a cleaner.
COSMO GODFREE: Feels alienated from the critically aclaimed musician.