Kim Kardashian has purchased these 22 memes about her spending habits for $1.2 million

Kim Kardashian clearly didn’t learn her lesson when she borrowed Marilyn Monroe’s dress, or when she altered the McQueen oyster dress – because she just bidded a small fortune on the cross necklace that belonged to Princess Diana. Whether your in the camp that don’t give a shite about such frivolous purchases or want to riot on the streets shouting “SACRILEGE” at the top of your lungs, there’s one thing we can agree on. The memes about whatever silly celeb memorabilia Kim Kardashian is next on her purchased list are absolutely hilarious – here are a load of the funniest.

1. Worth every penny

BREAKING: Kim Kardashian has purchased the original outfit that got Cheryl fired from X Factor USA for £1million at auction, reports say pic.twitter.com/ibQJRCbR22

— Louis Staples (@LouisStaples) January 19, 2023

2. She’s getting bored here!

BREAKING: Kim Kardashian has reportedly purchased a rare loom band following a young girl’s desperate plea pic.twitter.com/nVUdy78dPE

— The Hilarious Darren Barnett (@DarrenBarnett_) January 19, 2023

3. He’s only a fad, she needs a refund

https://twitter.com/dealzjr/status/1616043992944369664?s=20&t=WKU3cNbLGi2855iwArNMpA

4. Jerv merch alert

🚨 Kim Kardashian has paid $300K for Holly Jervis’ audition spectacles. Fans are said to be outraged at the sale of the historic piece pic.twitter.com/1iQUAY9DNm

— chris🧼 (@bleachy_chris) January 18, 2023

5. An eye-watering sum but that’s what you pay for history I guess

Kim Kardashian has purchased Trinny Woodall’s first job outfit for $2.6bn pic.twitter.com/rr4f7xYMv4

— C. (@cstsher) January 19, 2023

6. If she harms this there’ll be hell to pay

BREAKING: Kim Kardashian has bought Lala Ri’s Paper Bag Dress for a reported $500,000 pic.twitter.com/OBDF4wvT3s

— Dan Egg (@dan_egg) January 19, 2023

7. MY crown jewels

BREAKING: Kim Kardashian has reportedly purchased Julie Goodyear’s iconic birdcage earrings for a staggering £300,000 pic.twitter.com/cbhivmwceu

— Russell 🍹 (@RussellHayward) January 19, 2023

8. The Coronation Street equivalent of Don’t Look Now

Kim Kardashian has purchased Hayley Croppers red coat for a staggering $1.4 billion pic.twitter.com/4HyMqoCJiR

— Leevs x 🌻 (@HelloItsLevi) January 19, 2023

9. No I’m actually done hahaha

Kim Kardashian has bought Mary Byrne’s iconic Devil Horns for $198k pic.twitter.com/qJJV4AEC5p

— john (@jmce95) January 18, 2023

10. Surely not all five?

BREAKING: kim kardashian has allegedly purchased girls aloud’s “jeans and a white top” from the sexy no no no cover for a whopping $2.6 billion which she will be debuting at this years academy awards ceremony. pic.twitter.com/PV6wKoeGNE

— hoops (@itsmatthooper) January 19, 2023

11. Hi everyone! It’s Kardashian night!

BREAKING: Kim Kardashian has purchased Becki Jones’ iconic deathly hallows necklace. pic.twitter.com/6R93S1tdoY

— Rachel 🪆 (@RachelDocca) January 19, 2023

12. Met Gala is the only place for it

BREAKING: Kim Kardashian has purchased Michelle McManus’ single yellow feather earring from the Pop Idol 2 finale for a reported $75,000 and will debut the iconic piece at this year’s Met Gala pic.twitter.com/W9772JtVwV

— Liam (@LiamLambrini) January 19, 2023

13. Mother! Has arrived

Kim Kardashian has bought the iconic headpiece named 'Ornacia' for $231k, TMZ reports. pic.twitter.com/DCRi3Hly1E

— Seddera Side (@sedderaside) January 19, 2023

14. Some things should be left untouched

Kim Kardashian has reportedly paid $900,000 for Airline’s Leanne Cheung’s uniform. The purchase has sparked outrage amongst fans of the EasyJet supervisor. pic.twitter.com/V6Ck2AQoiY

— JustRandomThoughts (@randomstuffxzxz) January 19, 2023

15. Not Lizzie lettuce!!!

BREAKING: Kim Kardashian spends £2.5 million on the blonde wig worn by the lettuce that beat Liz Truss pic.twitter.com/8Ry99dh43r

— Ruby Naldrett (@rubynaldrett) January 19, 2023

16. Ashley Cole is quaking and shaking – of all the memes it’s this one where Kim Kardashian took it too far!

Kim Kardashian has bought Cheryl’s ‘Fight For This Love’ uniform for a rumoured $33,333. Historians are said to be furious that a precious piece of military history has been purchased by the TV personality. pic.twitter.com/70DUQW9vZr

— Ben Johns (@ben_johns) January 19, 2023

15. Keep it

Kim Kardashian has bought Nanna Bea’s oodie for $1.7 million pic.twitter.com/x6mTZ3aS1a

— Harrison Brocklehurst (@harrisonjbrock) January 19, 2023

16. CHANEEEELLLLLLLL

BREAKING: Kim Kardashian has reportedly purchased the African Grey parrot Chanel pic.twitter.com/jaPabcpodp

— OnlyZans 🇯🇲 (@OnlyZans) January 19, 2023

17. You’d have it on a plank wouldn’t you? I think 

Kim Kardashian has bought Claire from Come Dine With Me’s Planks for $1.7 million. pic.twitter.com/RHqjpOwdpi

— Jobo (@Jobonomatopoeia) January 19, 2023

18. She loves her soaps merch

Kim Kardashian has reportedly purchased Lucy Beales’s grey suit for a whopping $4 million. pic.twitter.com/4CU7FhUEEy

— Aunt Babe (@babesmithh) January 19, 2023

19. If that’s the case, she should have put them back on the rack

BREAKING:
Kim Kardashian has purchased Gemma Collins’ old maiden type of shoes from CBB17 pic.twitter.com/s9vQMPrvOP

— madam rat (@iankardash_) January 18, 2023

20. Absolutely had enough this is pure evil haha

https://twitter.com/iamrickieusher/status/1616095302997479424?s=20&t=WKU3cNbLGi2855iwArNMpA

21. So excited for this legendary debut

https://twitter.com/Philipbrian_/status/1616096060543275009?s=20&t=WKU3cNbLGi2855iwArNMpA

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22. The wardrobe dress made Gemma Collins the British Kim Kardashian so only seems right

https://twitter.com/thatpetitemodel/status/1616083664902971395?s=20&t=WKU3cNbLGi2855iwArNMpA

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