These 21 memes are painfully relatable if you’re already horny two days into isolation
Really regretting not sleeping with that guy now
Lydia VennEven with a global pandemic going on, the threat of lock down and WWII style rationing, it’s clear the number one thing on everyone’s mind is still getting some dick.
People are horny, thirsty and getting VERY frustrated during isolation. Social distancing means putting your Tinder dates, one night stands and committed relationships on the back burner and having to invest in some quality alone time. Sales of sex toys have risen by 13 per cent in the UK so clearly people are finding something to satisfy themselves.
Some people are using quarantine to reflect on when their last decent shag was and their regrets at not being more of a hoe. And they’re making lots of memes about it.
No one is getting any, so we may as well as come together and despair over our pitiful sex lives.
Here are the thirstiest memes to remind you we’re all horny and in this together:
1. The dick is worth it tbf
Me hiding from the military otw to get some dick pic.twitter.com/ZT5PDu9qNi
— Mae Muller (@maemuller_) March 18, 2020
2. If we ever survive
Me at my next dick appointment pic.twitter.com/TKU41OTSeU
— swamp hag (@LeahVonNoire) March 16, 2020
3. COVID-19 still doesn’t mean we’re sending nudes
guys will literally stop at nothing pic.twitter.com/PEI1Bqcapm
— Rachel Sennott (@Rachel_Sennott) March 18, 2020
4. You lasted four days? That’s impressive, I was out at two
Day 4 of being in quarantine: https://t.co/A1WIsivFJP
— Brenda (@bren_diddy) March 17, 2020
5. The regret is real
When you’re in Quarantine and realize you should’ve fucked one more time pic.twitter.com/Qm9OOykMo7
— IZZY (@izzyreyes___) March 15, 2020
6. End of the world and still no one is interested
me during self isolation getting ready to post thirst traps and horny post even tho i know no ones gonna slide in my DMs pic.twitter.com/Lj6eHy1xVd
— An Post Malone (@dulapeepstan) March 15, 2020
7. Finally!!!
The best part of this quarantine self-isolation stuff is that, for the first time, there are truly horny singles in my area.
— The C Word (@heyitcole) March 17, 2020
8. It’s extremely serious
Does corona virus make you horny bc if so I am in critical condition
— Chris Farren (@chrisfarren) March 3, 2020
9. Need to focus on the bigger picture
coronavirus: exists
my horny ass: pic.twitter.com/oTQRR1Wvwa
— cursi de closet (@cristyzamacona) March 14, 2020
10. Vegan butter shouldn’t be doing this to me
Day 2 of quarantine and even the Earth Balance is arousing 🥵 pic.twitter.com/SVlSKzKbKT
— Zoë Ligon (@thongria) March 13, 2020
11. It’s been soooo long
[coronavirus pandemic diary]
Day 3: I’ve not had sex in 6 months— David Hughes (@david8hughes) March 13, 2020
12. Just slightly messed up
Day 2 of social distancing. Saw a picture of my bf as a baby. Cried at the thought of what it would be like to hold that baby. Then? Got horny for him as an adult. I’m not going to come out of this in a good place.
— Mitra Jouhari (@tweetrajouhari) March 14, 2020
13. Find Jesus people
i know quarantine is prompting many people to masturbate and engage in sexual activities and I am kindly asking you all to stop.
— stop being horny. find jesus (@stopthehorny) March 16, 2020
14. Desperate times
When I’m stuck in quarantine but my mans horny https://t.co/Zu6lc6pZCV
— Steph🍒 (@slxtsteph) March 15, 2020
15. I’m listening
We doing "my parents have coronavirus" thirst traps now? Hell yeah https://t.co/MBBbKUCPa4
— Pete Blackburn (@PeteBlackburn) March 12, 2020
16. The side effect of isolation no one needed
Quarantine really got me texting these mfs back
— lulu (@llourdess6) March 18, 2020
17. Wow, for once I’ve reached peak levels of cool
never having sex has officially gone from LAME to VERY COOL AND SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE.
— Dana Donnelly (@danadonly) March 16, 2020
18. When you want the dick but you’re also social distancing
Sorry I only date guys who are at least 6’ (away)
— May Wilkerson (@shutupmay) March 18, 2020
19. Lol
day 3 of quarantine: a man hasn't made me cum in 2 years
— rosé (@5foot1girl) March 17, 2020
20. Thanks mum for reminding me I’m not seeing anyone whilst the world ends
My mom just asked me if I’m seeing anyone…like, no.
— Hanna Dickinson (@hansdickie) March 19, 2020
21. Mood for the next few months
Standing at the window on day 5 of self-quarantine pic.twitter.com/OpsLiu3BAQ
— grace spelman (@GraceSpelman) March 17, 2020
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