The Tinder poo man and McDonald’s Cumface: First date horror stories that will make you want to stay single

Every now and again and someone will tell you a gross first date story that stays with you. It’s your first thought in the morning. It’s your sleep paralysis. It almost makes you delete Tinder. Well, lucky for you, we’ve got a whole load of them, on this week’s “Is it in Yet?” podcast!

Welcome to the Halloween special – just like a regular episode but spoOoOoKy. This week you told us your worst ever first date stories, and they are terrifying.

You can listen to the episode now on Apple podcasts and Spotify. Make sure you subscribe to hear every episode when they get released.

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“Is it in yet?”, a new sex podcast from the girls at The Tab, is the most honest and hilarious sex podcast you’ve probably ever heard. Every week, Grace, Lucy and Dee will be discussing their sex lives, and more importantly yours. In our bedroom with a bottle of Prosecco, obvs.

Expect the best and most outrageous, grim, hot, kinky, sordid, terrifying, weird, gross, explicit sex stories you’ve ever heard and should definitely avoid listening to in public.

The podcast is based on The Tab’s hit sex column “By disappointed girls”, where our readers and contributors talk very openly about their sex lives, and what you should and shouldn’t be doing in bed if you want to have good sex. Their advice has been read over 3 million times already, and includes extremely crucial tips such as: How to eat a girl out, properly.

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Follow the “Is it in yet?” Instagram to keep up to date with episode releases, hear the most outrageous stories first and for the 10/10 memes.

Join the Facebook discussion group here even if you don’t have a story for us to feature – everyone is welcome. It’s a community of people where you can share stories with other listeners, discuss the weekly themes, or just generally gossip about your sex life. Invite your friends if you think they can hack it too.

Listen to “Is it in yet?” on Apple Podcasts and Spotify now.