Sobering scientists reveal there’s no cure for a hangover

Not even a kebab

Clubber dies after being punched in Malia

He refused medical help

The freshers are coming: Best clubbers from A-level results night

You went hard

The government want to release binge drinking limits for your BNO

Here come the fun police

How to pre-drink without breaking the seal

Mate you literally just went to the toilet

What’s the worst excuse you’ve given to miss a night out?


Table hopping is back

And it’s more wanky than it was in the noughties

Why is everyone so obsessed with secret things?


What I Won’t Miss About Halls

Do you look back on halls with fond memories? This ex-fresher doesn’t. Here’s why halls suck.

Magdalene May Ball 2013

Magdalene delights WILL PITHERS with its magical setting, quality entertainment and endless food and drink.

Stranger in student house was just looking for his phone

Student comes home to find man rummaging through coat pockets