Just in time to reinvent your wardrobe for Freshers’
Inspired by first-hand Pollock experiences
All adults should have one dose by 18th July and a second by 12th September
Enduring a year of university in a pandemic together has definitely bonded you for life
1. No more lockdowns
Sun’s out tinnies out!
No need to buy a train ticket home when the wind will just carry you there!
She’s asking for rent compensation from Unite Students
Because we all secretly live for posh drama
Number one being a mouse
The 11th thing being a signet ring
You definitely don’t like cheerleaders for their personality, that’s for sure
If his toothbrush is by the sink, he needs to go
Unless your flat is so grim a girl would refuse to enter it
Fingers crossed I’m the productive one
Pics of their mullet is just a big no