Because we all secretly live for posh drama

Number one being a mouse

You definitely don’t like cheerleaders for their personality, that’s for sure

Sit back and relax because I’m about to read you like a book

If his toothbrush is by the sink, he needs to go

Unless your flat is so grim a girl would refuse to enter it

Fingers crossed I’m the productive one

Pics of their mullet is just a big no