1. No more lockdowns
Sun’s out tinnies out!
No need to buy a train ticket home when the wind will just carry you there!
She’s asking for rent compensation from Unite Students
Because we all secretly live for posh drama
Number one being a mouse
The 11th thing being a signet ring
You definitely don’t like cheerleaders for their personality, that’s for sure
Sit back and relax because I’m about to read you like a book
If his toothbrush is by the sink, he needs to go
Unless your flat is so grim a girl would refuse to enter it