Harry Styles’ Pleasing just dropped new intimate products, and the price is hilariously on-brand

Of all the ways Harry Styles could make a comeback, dropping a sex toy bundle with a hilarious price tag might be the most on-brand yet.

Harry hasn’t released an album since Harry’s House in 2022, and Love On Tour wrapped up two years ago. Since then, he’s been keeping a relatively low profile. He’s been travelling, and (mostly) laying low.

Now, in what might be his most Harry move yet, he’s back, with sex toys. Yes, actual, real-life sex toys. And people kind of saw it coming.

So, what actually is Pleasing?

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If you’ve been following Harry post One Direction, you’ll know he launched his gender-neutral lifestyle brand Pleasing in 2021. It started with nail polishes and expanded into skincare, fragrance, and merch. From the beginning, people have clocked that the name Pleasing sounded like it could be hinting at… other kinds of pleasure. And now, he’s officially taken the leap.

Enter Pleasing Yourself. It’s a new, sex-positive branch of the brand that’s all about joy, exploration, and self-touch without shame. It’s not subtle. It’s not supposed to be. The first drop includes two products, both created with help from sex educator and general legend Zoe Ligon.

There’s a double-sided vibrator, one end for external play, the other for internal, with a sleek, minimal design that doesn’t scream “gadget”. It’s made to be inclusive and intuitive, with Ligon calling the collab “an honour” and saying, “Sex toys were the key to discovering my own pleasure.”

Then there’s the Pleasing Lube, a smooth, FDA-approved silicone lubricant that’s safe for vaginal, anal, and penile use, long-lasting, and free of anything sticky or unnecessary. The brand says it supports “a wide range of intimate experiences,” which is a nice way of saying: Do whatever makes you feel good.

Of course, Harry’s not the first celeb to get into the sex toy game. Gwyneth Paltrow, Cara Delevingne, Lily Allen, Halle Berry, and Dakota Johnson have all done it before.

But what is the price of the sex toys on Pleasing?

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Right. Here’s where it gets really fun. The vibrator will set you back $68, and the lube is $25. Altogether, that’s $93 if you’re in the US.

But if you’re shopping from the UK? That converts to £69 for both. Yes. Sixty-nine. Because of course it does.

Honestly, it’s almost too perfect. It’s a very Harry-style approach. He’s not just launching products, he’s making a point. Pleasure is nothing to be embarrassed about, and apparently, neither is a good joke about numbers.

As the brand puts it, “Pleasure is nothing to apologise for, and self-touch can be a love language.” It also promises this is just the beginning, not a one-off stunt.

So while we’re still waiting on the studio version of Medicine, at least we’ve got this unexpected treat to keep us entertained. Or, you know… pleased.

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