Just 23 tampongate memes to prove we all died a bit inside hearing the royal dirty talk

The Crown season five dropped on Netflix this week and everyone’s been reacting and sharing their memes about tampongate on Twitter. Words cannot explain how traumatic and gross that episode was to watch, my stomach was literally churning hearing Charles and Camilla engage in their royal dirty talk. A whole new generation has been exposed to the royal phone sex scandal and the memes have been jokes. Here are some of the best Twitter tampongate memes to that episode of The Crown:

1. I’m not laughing anymore now I’ve watched it

https://twitter.com/apologistforani/status/1590341238762663936?s=20&t=C-JeaRZjsaGjuy7z–Sw9Q

2. I’m scared

That 'Tampongate' conversation between Charles and Camilla finished me. Its so much worse actually hearing the conversation outloud💀 #TheCrown pic.twitter.com/TQGtC2KXsx

— Lizza Flower 🌼 (@Lizzy7214) November 9, 2022

3. She’s our favourite royal for a reason

Anne reading the Tampongate story on The Crown is probably the funniest thing I've seen this week pic.twitter.com/iHMu5K3rAb

— Earthbender Bending Rodriguez (@Rando_Royale) November 10, 2022

4. ‘Turbo-cringe’

https://twitter.com/burcumurat_/status/1590793192504721408?s=20&t=C-JeaRZjsaGjuy7z–Sw9Q

5. So nasty

https://twitter.com/livvyidk/status/1590787925394214912?s=20&t=C-JeaRZjsaGjuy7z–Sw9Q

6. Not this

rip elizabeth ii you would have loved the crown’s recreation of tampongate 😔🌹🪦

— kamille k (@CamilleSuu) November 10, 2022

7. End of

The crown did tampongate in an episode in the new season and it made me physically sick

— shelbs🌻 (@shelbs0328) November 11, 2022

8. Too real

nearly started crying out of sheer discomfort at the tampongate scene in the crown like charles you were insane for that one

— charly ✩⡱ (@WALTONMOGGINS) November 11, 2022

9. I’m so shook

I can't believe they did tampongate #TheCrown pic.twitter.com/DOL6b9vwOX

— Lynz (@lynz2484) November 10, 2022

10. NOT THE KING

https://twitter.com/grumpyshrubbery/status/1590701837358796801?s=20&t=C-JeaRZjsaGjuy7z–Sw9Q

11. Neither

Don’t think I’ll be able to recover from the tampongate episode #tampongate #TheCrown pic.twitter.com/chquWx4Vu0

— a🦋 (@alslzmm) November 9, 2022

12. You’re gross if you had fomo watching it

The #tampongate episode of #thecrown is absolutely scandalous, oh to be a fly on the wall at Buckingham Palace

— Mads🌻🦒 (@maddiesimox) November 11, 2022

13. A whole new generation traumatised

The Crown introducing a whole new generation to tampongate. Still can't believe it's included in the show. pic.twitter.com/S0BkCSZjHn

— G 🧣 (Taylor's Version) (@ajengghinaf) November 10, 2022

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14. This season is on a mad one

the crown doing an episode on tampongate and then an episode on elizabeth and philips family tree going in a circle🫶

— (੭ˊ͈ ꒵ˋ͈)੭̸*✧⁺˚ ˢʸᵈⁿⁱᵉ (@sydniefouse) November 10, 2022

15. Help

Just got to the tampongate episode of the crown pic.twitter.com/7lexJTMPdj

— lothiriel (@lothirielx) November 10, 2022

16. Netflix is out for blood

https://twitter.com/Saffron_Scaife/status/1590689472278302720?s=20&t=C-JeaRZjsaGjuy7z–Sw9Q

17. SOS

Naaaaaaaaaah the Tampongate phone call has my stomach churning watching the crown rn

— kostas tsimikas stan account (@jamjardine) November 10, 2022

18. Trauma

https://twitter.com/emilydawnlove/status/1589402019928104961?s=20&t=C-JeaRZjsaGjuy7z–Sw9Q

19. ‘Vital nation building information’

HOW am I learning about Tampongate through The Crown, and not through some annual story telling ritual from the generation above me. This vital nation building information.

— Sophie G Collins (@sophiegcollins) November 11, 2022

20. Season 11

Looking forward to the episode in the crown where the royal family conspire to get matt hancock into I'm a celebrity so no one watches tampongate

— E J (@emmavj) November 11, 2022

21. Screaming, shaking, crying and throwing up

The Crown getting the tampongate word by word, I was SCREAMING

— lia herondale🌙 (@starlightaangel) November 11, 2022

22. This sums it up well

It’s the Tampongate episode and I want to throw up in my mouth #TheCrown

— Bunmi 분미 (@bunmiafuyex) November 10, 2022

23. I never will be ready

https://twitter.com/PandaGulliver/status/1590744401554599936?s=20&t=C-JeaRZjsaGjuy7z–Sw9Q

The Crown season five is available on Netflix now. For all the latest Netflix news, drops, quizzes and memes like The Holy Church of Netflix on Facebook. 

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