Clubbers of the MONTH: Freshers’ edition
VBL? If you insist…
You guys gave us so much Freshers goodness this year that a classic clubbers of the week just wasn't enough. We've been stashing your best clubbing pics throughout the whole month of September.
Whether you're a young innocent fresher who can still get drunk from a few VKs, or a fourth year who really shouldn't be going on YET another white t-shirt night, pretty much every student in Aberdeen has been pouring their SAAS money into overpriced vodka coke and chips and cheese this Freshers.
We're sure there are some students that are already working hard on their courses; just not anyone that's featured here.
Worst Wingman
Only at Underground will your pull be interrupted by some twat in a chicken costume.
Most seductive squad
When the cameraman is a 10 and you're eager to impress.
When you see it…
Is it possible to get nightmares from a club photo?
Blink 18-who?
Pictured above: literally everyone that you will meet at Crash Fridays.
Worst singers
Might start a Gofundme page for everyone that was in earshot of these guys.
Hungriest clubber
Nobody tell him about the massive donut behind him…
Most suspicious squad
Anyone this impressed by a few cans of Hooch HAS to be underage.
Most awkward love triangle
If you're stuck between two boys, always go for the one with the fishbowl.
Coolest photobomber
The hand signal that just screams "I'm a massive lad".
Most accidentally photogenic crew
Just me that's getting Renaissance painting vibes from this one?
Most excessive use of hair gel
Think these boys would be better suited to Club T tbh…
Most delicious cardboard cutout
I think that might be worth a restraining order…
Smoothest clubber
If you see a fit girl in the club, probably best not to literally point and stare.
Photo credits:
Pirate Photography: Carwash Tuesdays, Crash Fridays, Rare Thursdays
Ruskin Fox: Vanity Photobooth
@SRuhkala Photography: Exodus
Lauren Polson Photography: Milk Thursdays, Vanity Fridays, Drip Tuesdays
Silver City Studio: Prohibition
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