What’s really more important, the dissertation deadline or Aberdeen’s clubbing elite?
Clearly the latter, get your priorities straight
You might feel like your social life has been falling behind trying to hit those last deadlines of the semester. It's queues at Costa rather than ATIK and somehow spending three pounds for a latte isn't nearly as satisfying as getting two VK for the same price.
What's better to lift your mood than to check out the things you've missed last week…or maybe you were lucky enough to escape.
Most skilled clubber
You'll never have to wonder "what can that mouth do" again
Most disappointed clubber
"Come they said. It'll be fun, they said"
Nicest clubbers of the week
We hope you feel better to Giles, maybe next time they can bring the House Party to you
Yung clubbers of the week
Anyone remember the squad pictures from under-18 parties?
Classiest pregnancy announcement
VK are known to be very nutritious, for mom and child
Bromance of the week
These lads make me believe in Bros before Hoes again
Worst clubbers
Your dissertation suddenly doesn't seem like the worst date anymore
Most done clubber
Those eyes are screaming for a chicken kebab
Prettiest photobomb of the week
The easter bunny came early this year
Threesome of the week
Not sure who's enjoying this the most, but they boys aren't leaving the club alone tonight, that's for sure
Creds for these gems:
VANITY Fridays: Photos by Lauren Polson Photography
MILK THURSDAYS: Photos by Ruskin Fox
House Party by UG: Pirate Photography
Prohibition: Silver City Photography
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