Vote: Which British crisps actually belong in the Pyramid ranking?
Sensations Sweet Chilli is god tier without a doubt
This week, Channel 5 made a stupid pyramid ranking of British crisps and obviously the entire nation descended into chaos because it's completely wrong.
According to the British public, this is the #official crisp pyramid. Have any of your faves been snubbed? pic.twitter.com/Y7dNsPwqy5
— Channel 5 (@channel5_tv) March 24, 2019
Who even DARED to put Pringles and Doritos in the God Tier. They're not even British brands!!
But seriously, people were not impressed:
Never have I seen such a bullshit ranking of anything. Not only are Pringles the worst (and not actually crisps, but whevs), but having Wotsits and Quavers so low down? Laughable really. https://t.co/xrp6aYqyMr
— Josh Barrie (@joshbythesea) March 25, 2019
Even celebrities chimed in with their crisp opinions:
Taytos are the best crisps in the universe THE END as you were LG x
— Liam Gallagher (@liamgallagher) March 26, 2019
So to prove that the Channel 5 Crisp Pyramid is bullshit, vote below for your favourite crisps. With your votes, we're going to create the official British crisp pyramid.
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