Who needs a Valentine when you have Aberdeen Clubbers of the Week?
Why let something like coursework get in the way of a night out?
With Valentine's Day approaching, we really needed no other excuse for a a night out this week. I mean, everyone knows your future spouse is just one skite night away – amirite??
Here's how our clubbers got on this week:
Smartest Clubbers
Dress for the occasion I always say (this such occasion being Rare Thursdays)
Third Wheel of the Week
Smiling through the pain
Warmest clubber
(Wo)man's not hot
Best poser
Who needs your friend to be in the pic when you can serve lewks alone
Side-eye of the week
Girl, I dont know what she thought about you and at this point I'm afraid to find out
VK Legend of the week
This pose…was a choice (Parental Guidance needed)
The ones who maybe shouldn't have pre-drank too hard
"can I have four sambucas"
*that feeling when you realise you're definitely getting a C6 for your course*
Girl Gang of the week
Who needs a Valentine's anyway?
Happiest clubbers
Look at all those people just living in the moment
Best (worst) shirts of the week:
oh my eyes, it burns
Tbh with an iron this one could work
Photo Credits
Rare: Connor Brown, Silver City Photography
The Underground Klub: Pirate Photography
VANITY: Lauren Polson
Nox: Lauren Polson
Atik: Ruskin Fox
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