It’s the most wonderful Clubbers of the Week of the year
The final shindig of 2018 is here
This article will make your wish come true when all you want for Christmas is to be featured.
Girl gangs of the week
They're pigs in blankets, duh
Us with our favourite housemate, approximately 30 seconds after coming back from a night-out
Either through love or just gaining warmth after a chilly walk
Also us approximately 30 seconds into Christmas dinner when our grandparents chat about their backwards opinions
Thumbs up if you wanna eat your Yorkshire puds in peace
Third-wheels of the week
You spend every waking hour together, give your eyes a rest
Clubbers most likely to be experiencing serious Christmas jumper sweat
Man's not hot, man's fucking boiling
Perfect teeth advertisement of the week
Gnashers whiter than the Christmas Bing Crosby sings about
And the most luscious locks in Liverpool can be found here
Let's pretend we're not a little jel
When your mate is still dabbing unironically in 2018
2019's resolution: never be seen with him in public again
If you haven't plugged what advert this is from, get out from under that rock
Also ensures there's nobody in your path to the bar
Me on Facebook vs me on Twitter
Sorry not sorry mum x
There may be no mistletoe, but these guys are still cute
'Tis the season to be soppy
Last but not least, the most artistic club photo ever taken
Pretty sure this will be in the Tate soon
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