Clubbers of the (Reading) Week: work hard, play hard
Keep partying like it’s your job
To those of you who actually did stuff to do with your degree on your week off, feast your eyes on the ones that, like the majority of us, probably did fuck all.
When you finish the introduction of your 4000 word essay
If you insist x
Ladies in mesh of the week
Coordination done right
Clubber most likely to be preparing for a rendition of 'Singin in the Rain'
Or 'It's Raining Men', who knows?
And the ones who are probably writing the hottest indie album of 2019
Ready to support Blossoms or Sundara Karma
Wonder what she's caught a whiff of?

God knows what she trod on in the bathroom
'Gwarn guys' of the week

Get innnn
If only this kiss was as successful…
Moving swiftly on
You know when you think you're getting a cute picture and then

Lurk who's behind you
Pretty sure they've got more red cups than a cliche high school party in an American movie
Or close enough
The finalists of the "hottest couple of the year" awards are
Stay tuned to find out the results
So I suppose congratulations are in order then
We recommend the Hawaiian theme on the big day as well
Maybe it's time for you two to go home
Open your eyes long enough to order an Uber, ye?







