What’s scarier than the ice caps melting? These Soton Clubbers of the Week ya dummy!
Have you made it?
It's time to take a look at the spookiest, sportiest and sauciest clubbers of Soton in this week's Clubbers of the Week.
We're solidly into this uni year now and whereas some may still be battling fresher's flu, the rest of us are battling deadlines and conquering the required reading for that seminar you simply hate.
So sit back, look out for your mates and hope to god you didn't feature.
Biggest sports lad(s)
Runners up
lads
Biggest player
typical Charlton fan
Best fancy dress: Male(s)
Runners up
Best fancy dress: Female(s)
Runners up
Best 'Mario to my Luigi!'
Runners up
Best swimmers
Most in love clubber
Runners up
Biggest purgers
Angriest clubbers
"did i leave the oven on?"
Runners up
"This glass of ice was ten quid. Fucking joke"
The "I'm waiting for my mates so we can leave" award
Reach for the stars clubber
Runners up
Poorest Halloween efforts…
Runners up
Biggest posers
Runners up
Most xtra shirt
Runners up
Baby clubbers
Runners up
DJs of the week
i'm a legend
Mr Westwood himself
Most awkward security guards
noice
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The Lizzie Borden Story cast next to the real people show how accurate Netflix’s Monster is
At least it got one thing right
Aileen Wuornos had a husband and a child in further backstory Netflix’s Monster didn’t mention
Her husband was 49 years her senior
Emma Borden’s confused argument with a lawyer at Lizzie’s trial was very different in real life
She suddenly forgot what she’d earlier said
Footage of real Aileen Wuornos next to Monster on Netflix shows just how accurate scenes were
Monster gets a lot wrong, but Sarah Paulson gets everything right
Lizzie Borden’s sister gave a single interview 20 years later, saying the house was ‘unbearable’
‘As for her being guilty, I say no, and decidedly, no’
Aileen Wuornos’ tragic childhood explained, from her absent parents to life on the streets
Her past is explored in Monster
The healing power of housemates in eating disorder recovery
Friendships at university have more healing powers than initially perceived
40 years later, one of the Unsolved Mysteries cold cases has just been solved
Police thought they’d never have answers
Hudson Williams’ girlfriend condemns people going to her workplace and crossing ‘huge’ boundary
‘I didn’t ever want to have to say anything about this’
Family not informed of missing Lancaster student because ‘it was a weekend’, inquest told
The dad of Henry Shields called it ‘shocking’ the family was not contacted despite his son missing ‘three exams’
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The real history behind Lizzie Borden’s pet doves, as shown in Netflix’s Monster
The storyline is loosely based on fact
If you’ve never burped in your life, there’s actually a medical name for it
It’s a recognised condition
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Imperial College London ranks first for medicine, not Cambridge or Oxford
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Monster: The Lizzie Borden Story is 85 per cent ‘woke’
Meet Mae, the Great North Run runner who raised more than £2,000 for cancer research
Mae Craven completed the run in memory of her mum who died from cancer when she was 15