BREAKING: King’s College Communist flag is MISSING
What would Marx say?
Freshers' week in Cambridge is wild. It is ruthless. There's parading about in a giant black cloak in the name of tradition, there are essays showered upon the confused and unsuspecting a mere four days in, there's chugging down alcohol flavoured sugar in the name of having a good time.
But now, there are thieves.
In a traumatic turn of events, reports have emerged that the Communist flag, normally found hanging in King's College bar, has mysteriously disappeared.
The motives for this removal are unknown. Perhaps a revolt is brewing. Perhaps it has been taken down by maintenance for logistical purposes.
More to follow as and when this scandalous news unfolds.







