If the Pollock Halls houses had Tinder profiles this is what they would look like
Put a (signet) ring on it
Freshers' Week is finally coming to a close. Pollock freshers have probably necked it on with about 17 people at this point – 16 of whom they'll never see again, and one who is unfortunately in their History of Art tutorial. Happens to us all.
However, the fun and games are over and it's time to hit up Tinder, limit the distance to 2km, and find the William to your Kate – Edinburgh edition.
Chancellor's Court
Like the sound of nights spent spooning in a double bed enveloped in Egyptian cotton bed linen? Look no further.
Grant House
Swipe right to make your love their drug
Holland House
Yes – a Chancellor’s resident was your first choice, but Holland will do just fine for the meantime
Baird House
Bagging a Baird boy or bird comes with the prerequisite of being from the house yourself
John Burnett House
Not entirely convinced anyone actually lives here, so if anyone intrigued by the mystery has any success please let us know
Ewing House
Rumour has it that even their talking dirty consists of hostel horror stories
Lee House
Who wouldn't want to wake up to the smell of JMCC waffles?
Turner House
No en suite? *Swipes left*
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