Clubbers of the Week: Week Eight
Exams? Never heard of them
Exams are coming, and you're finally breaking your library virginity. This post is coming to you from the top floor silent area of the library. Some would say we're using our time wisely here at The Tab. Other opinions are irrelevant.
Take a study break, here's clubbers.
I'd snort a VK over ket any day
This gal looks almost as bored as we were going through this week's pics – step up your game guys
not angry, just disappointed
When somebody asks for a sip of one of your many VK's
god, you're so selfish, I only have five.
This guy just realised that pulling a peng-ting isn't the route to eternal happiness
In the long awaited Incredibles sequel, we see Mr Incredible's struggle with alcohol addiction…
… as a result of Elastigirl's new rock 'n' roll outlook on life
This week, this guy is buying a drink for every time somebody asks him how his coursework is going
Hands up if you're behind on all that coursework
"Hello, Mum? I think I finally found my sole-mate"
Gang signs? Or early-onset arthritis? You decide!
CONSPIRACY THEORY: Boys at Brookes just stick their pubes on their face for Movember
When you're offered a tenth tequila for the night
we salute you, trooper
You are what you eat
everyone just fucking loves bacon
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Yes, there really was something going on between them
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How to do the Hotel Lobby AI trend from TikTok that puts people into Quavo and Takeoff video
It’s gone viral this week
The iconic stars we won’t see in American Horror Story 13, and the ‘absurd’ reason for the snub
I’m going to write a very angry letter to Ryan Murphy
Ed Sheeran’s cousin shares his theory on Macklemore’s exit, as rapper announces new tour
‘I’ve witnessed him being a coward’
The actress who plays Lizzie Borden has shared her take on if she was guilty or not
It’s the big question
Ed Sheeran’s tour survived the Macklemore row, but now two shows have been cancelled
The stage was almost built
Raves, trips and becoming a godfather: Lorenzo Alessi on his single era after Love Island
He’s living his best life
How Aileen Wuornos spent her last day on death row, and how Monster changed it
She didn’t actually have a last meal
Welcome to Durham: Everything you need to know about starting out
The best ways to start your first term at Durham
Aileen Wuornos’ death row letters, from sharing a keg with Jesus to calling her girlfriend ‘ugly’
There are hundreds of letters over a 10 year period
Timeline of real-life Lizzie Borden photos shows what she looked like over the years
Monster doesn’t get her quite right
Age differences between The Lizzie Borden Story cast and the real people make it inaccurate
Andrew and Abby were so much older when they died
Monster gave Lizzie Borden and Bridget a happy ending, but did it actually happen?
The creators have explained their decision
In her own words: Aileen Wuornos’ girlfriend on why she didn’t go to police sooner
Aileen came home and told her what she’d done
Explained: This is what the chino-chanting video actually was
Take your guesses: Which intramural team do you think this will be about?
The 20 worst universities in the UK for student experience, as per The Times’s rankings
The University of Oxford is the sixth worst for student experience
Goth Baddie shares where she and Drake stand now after their romantic stream date
She said Drake makes her feel like ‘a princess’
Ryan Murphy explains why Scream Queens was scrapped from American Horror Story season 13
It would’ve been so good
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