The absolute best clubbers in Bristol this last week
Yay drunk people
Another week has gone by and another set of drunken students have come into our clubbing hall of fame.
Feast your eyes upon the frenzied folk who didn’t let being single on Valentine’s day ruin their drunken fun, amongst some other inebriated strangers from across the week.
Best Photobomb
*evil cackle*
2nd Best Photobomb
#rebel
Most perturbed by homosexuality
*Growls menacingly*
Most sensual relationship with a bottle of Fosters
This bottle gets more action than you do
Alright which one of you slapped my girlfriend’s arse?
It weren’t me
Guy who will take your kidneys if you tell anybody about the body he buried
Hush now my piggy
Another group who look related
“Oh my goooood, my dad was in Ibiza in 1995 too!”
When the photographer interrupts your secret convo about who you fancy
You better not tell!
The really unhappy to be in this situation award
Happy thoughts now Clive, happy thoughts
Worst attempt at a heart shape
On Valentine’s too
Most sensual way to eat some toast
Mmmmm carbs
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