Clubbers of the Week: Week 7
9am lecture? Not for these lot
In a week in which international poor decisions were made, let’s bring it back to a more local level, and look at the heroes making bad choices – so we didn’t have to.
I am an Absolut wanker
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? These three legends
When you spot a peng ting across the dance floor
Frankly obscene scenes at Fishies
Smoochie smoochie
A warm fresher embrace – could this be more awkward?
This girl’s sending quite a strong message
“Jokes on you lot, guess who’s been left holding the vodka…”
Pray for this guy who has a crippling fear of cameras.
Glad to see they both got the duck lips memo
Sharing is caring
A rather lack-lustre dab
Caught out mate
Move over Vorderman! The new Rear of the Year has been crowned
A smug wing man and shocked best friend react to this union
Brookes girls get it right every time
Trump or Hillary? Hillary or Trump?
Fuck it, let’s go to Bridge instead
Clearly scoped out someone wearing the same t-shirt as himself – stay in your lane or risk judgement
When you have no idea what’s going on
Only the finest Bottega for these two
A true legend would have photographed with it lit
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They’re not gone forever!
University of Bath addresses claims of rugby club’s ‘disturbing and unacceptable behaviour’
Students have raised concerns about ‘spiking risks’
Meta is releasing a new AI charm device for your keys and it looks just like a Tamagotchi
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American Horror Story season 13 still feels ages away as people complain it’s ‘nowhere to be seen’
It’s out different at times across the world
The Lizzie Borden Story cast next to the real people show how accurate Netflix’s Monster is
At least it got one thing right
Aileen Wuornos had a husband and a child in further backstory Netflix’s Monster didn’t mention
Her husband was 49 years her senior
Emma Borden’s confused argument with a lawyer at Lizzie’s trial was very different in real life
She suddenly forgot what she’d earlier said
Footage of real Aileen Wuornos next to Monster on Netflix shows just how accurate scenes were
Monster gets a lot wrong, but Sarah Paulson gets everything right
Lizzie Borden’s sister gave a single interview 20 years later, saying the house was ‘unbearable’
‘As for her being guilty, I say no, and decidedly, no’
Aileen Wuornos’ tragic childhood explained, from her absent parents to life on the streets
Her past is explored in Monster
The healing power of housemates in eating disorder recovery
Friendships at university have more healing powers than initially perceived
40 years later, one of the Unsolved Mysteries cold cases has just been solved
Police thought they’d never have answers
Hudson Williams’ girlfriend condemns people going to her workplace and crossing ‘huge’ boundary
‘I didn’t ever want to have to say anything about this’
Family not informed of missing Lancaster student because ‘it was a weekend’, inquest told
The dad of Henry Shields called it ‘shocking’ the family was not contacted despite his son missing ‘three exams’
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The real history behind Lizzie Borden’s pet doves, as shown in Netflix’s Monster
The storyline is loosely based on fact
If you’ve never burped in your life, there’s actually a medical name for it
It’s a recognised condition
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