Clubbers of the week
Partying to distract from the mess that is the current state of the world
Bezzie mates of the week


Clubber who best represents everyone hearing the election results

Most niche decor of the week

Who’s idea was this?
Clubber who keeps losing his friends because he loves the camera

Yeah Jack mate it’s me, where did you go? Oh hang on pal
Happiest clubber of the week

Secondhand smoke kills

And she knows it
Most optimistic clubber of the week

I don’t think she’s feeling it
Close up of the week

Alright mate?
Clubber most likely to have requested Controlla for the fifth time that night

You said last time was THE last time Sam
The only thing I want after looking at you lot having fun

I’ll only be needing the one glass thanks







